Category Archives: The Law

List of chicks / dudes who have tried to pick me up since I got married

My ex gf from before I got engaged. That girl in Edinburgh who invited me back into her room to smoke hash and told me about her boyfriend’s impotence problems and then when she worked out I was only interested … Continue reading

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You All Should Do This

  In other news, I met Janet and Miranda in real life. They both rule. They also add to my theory  that we womenz on here are way too good-looking for the dudes. Oh yeah, I got arrested on the … Continue reading

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Pigs

Funny how I saw this on the internet today and last night I got my first real taste of New York City Asshole Cop. So I was out in the Lower East Side, hanging out, doing the illegal and all that … Continue reading

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Dammit, Mack

And to think I was going to tell you how I met Daisy. (harrumphs off to sit in a corner and do her taxes).

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There is no way you are going to read a weirder news story than this one anytime this year

You have to make your own entertainment in the country, you know I was born about 30 miles from where this took place, incidentally.

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maybe moving to PNG

We might be moving to Papua New Guinea. My wife had a promising interview for a 2- or 3-year position as an advisor. We think she’s going to get the job but are waiting for definite confirmation from the powers … Continue reading

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A short rant (because I must)

Fifty fucking bucks, people. That’s what it cost me for ONE pill – a Plan B emergency contraceptive. I kid you not. I’m trying to be ‘responsible’ and ‘prepared’, and this is what it costs me. Fuckin’ A. It is … Continue reading

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foot meet body

This dirty old town of mine is situated on the norther shore of Seneca Lake, the largest and deepest of the Finger Lakes. Last week, a couple on a walk along the shore found a foot inside a shoe. Several … Continue reading

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