Category Archives: Peppers

List of chicks / dudes who have tried to pick me up since I got married

My ex gf from before I got engaged. That girl in Edinburgh who invited me back into her room to smoke hash and told me about her boyfriend’s impotence problems and then when she worked out I was only interested … Continue reading

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

And habañero flavor, no less! Was there ANY chance WHATSOEVER that I was NOT going to try this shit with, for instance, some goddamn multi-grain flaxseed froufy tortilla chip bullshits? I ate the unholy FUCK out of it. NO…that’s NOT … Continue reading

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