Category Archives: Love

List of chicks / dudes who have tried to pick me up since I got married

My ex gf from before I got engaged. That girl in Edinburgh who invited me back into her room to smoke hash and told me about her boyfriend’s impotence problems and then when she worked out I was only interested … Continue reading

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And Now for My Very First Order of Business…

I will post this video of a bulldog kissing a baby orangutan (and vice-versa). And to anybody who says this isn’t punk, well FUCK RIGHT OFF! Because this is punker than you’ll EVER be! [Runs out of blog crying.]

Posted in Animals, E-Love, Ethics, Love, Mental Illness, SATAN!, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | 13 Comments

Ever Fallen in Love?

Have you ever had a relationship that utterly imploded and it was entirely your fault? A few years ago I dated a woman for a short period of time. She was awkward and self-conscious and shy and I loved her. … Continue reading

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