Category Archives: Love

Please help with Jarrod Shanahan’s expensive legal defense! (a long-winded annoying request for donations…)

http://fnd.us/c/0vGa3/sh/c4NAae Somebody once said if there were more bloody noses there’d be fewer wars. Well, the Manhattan DA, the NYPD, and their pals in media and politics aren’t so keen on cops receiving bloody noses in the name of ending the … Continue reading

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List of chicks / dudes who have tried to pick me up since I got married

My ex gf from before I got engaged. That girl in Edinburgh who invited me back into her room to smoke hash and told me about her boyfriend’s impotence problems and then when she worked out I was only interested … Continue reading

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And Now for My Very First Order of Business…

I will post this video of a bulldog kissing a baby orangutan (and vice-versa). And to anybody who says this isn’t punk, well FUCK RIGHT OFF! Because this is punker than you’ll EVER be! [Runs out of blog crying.]

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Ever Fallen in Love?

Have you ever had a relationship that utterly imploded and it was entirely your fault? A few years ago I dated a woman for a short period of time. She was awkward and self-conscious and shy and I loved her. … Continue reading

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