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Special COVID-19 Edition Poll

Important DFP Poll – Special COVID-19 Edition

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COVID-19 Pandemic Journal, Entry #1

Saturday, March 28, 2020. Approx. 20:00 hours. To hell with exact minutes. Does it even matter anymore? Like the rest of the survivors, I’m home. Nowhere else to be. Time was when pizza and Weebles were my heart’s delight. But … Continue reading

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Punks and Message Boards

[It looks like I started a post 9 years ago and never finished it. Why? Here it is…] You give some goddamn punks a message board and they can’t be nice and say “please” and “thank you” and all get … Continue reading

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Pandemic!!

First post of 2020! No posts from anybody in 2019! We’re finally living in the End Times, friends! I honestly don’t mind too much. I’m surprised I still exist, actually. Anybody else out there? Or have you all succumbed to … Continue reading

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“Tell the Rabble My Name Is Cabell”

Steve McKenzie, at this time I would like to thank you for unwittingly introducing me to the work of James Branch Cabell via a post you made re: Jurgen on the pp.com forums so many years ago. Recently finished Figures … Continue reading

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R.I.P. Shabbytiger

I heard today through Little Benny Catastronaut that Jason, a/k/a Shabbytiger on the Punk Planet forums, has died. I don’t know any details, and I’m guessing Ben found out through Facebook, which I am not on, so those who have kept … Continue reading

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My Super Non-Punk Life

So mostly what I do these days is just lose weight and pop a bunch of health-food supplements and shit. L-carnitine, bee pollen, ashwaghanda, kelp…I do all that shit. I also eat a lot of almonds and raw cashews and … Continue reading

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Latest Swans Album (Seer)

Has anyone listened to it? I haven’t yet. It’s supposed to be like their masterwork or something, or so I’ve heard. They played at the Black Cat in D.C. a few weeks ago, but I missed it. It’s great that … Continue reading

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