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About jollyseitan

I am.

“Tell the Rabble My Name Is Cabell”

Steve McKenzie, at this time I would like to thank you for unwittingly introducing me to the work of James Branch Cabell via a post you made re: Jurgen on the forums so many years ago. Recently finished Figures … Continue reading

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R.I.P. Shabbytiger

I heard today through Little Benny Catastronaut that Jason, a/k/a Shabbytiger on the Punk Planet forums, has died. I don’t know any details, and I’m guessing Ben found out through Facebook, which I am not on, so those who have kept … Continue reading

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My Super Non-Punk Life

So mostly what I do these days is just lose weight and pop a bunch of health-food supplements and shit. L-carnitine, bee pollen, ashwaghanda, kelp…I do all that shit. I also eat a lot of almonds and raw cashews and … Continue reading

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Latest Swans Album (Seer)

Has anyone listened to it? I haven’t yet. It’s supposed to be like their masterwork or something, or so I’ve heard. They played at the Black Cat in D.C. a few weeks ago, but I missed it. It’s great that … Continue reading

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Is Anyone on the East Coast / Mid-Atlantic Area Still Alive After the Frankenstorm? Hello?

Kevin? Steveo? Janet? Anyone? Oh, no. You’re all dead. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I should’ve posted so much more. I should’ve been here for you people. But it’s too late now. Too late. Too, too late. Much too late. Why, god, WHY?!?!

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I’m Taking Over This Whole Operation

You know, the older I get, the more I realize that I don’t know nuthin’ about nuthin’. I pine for the days when I used to know everything and wouldn’t hesitate to let you know it, either. What happened to … Continue reading

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And habañero flavor, no less! Was there ANY chance WHATSOEVER that I was NOT going to try this shit with, for instance, some goddamn multi-grain flaxseed froufy tortilla chip bullshits? I ate the unholy FUCK out of it. NO…that’s NOT … Continue reading

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Fun Poll! About Punk

The poll

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