‘Sup, jerks. I’m here, a little leaner and a little meaner for the New Year. I’m posting a video for you of some REAL rock’n’roll from back in the day:
I don’t know what the rest of you red-blooded adolescent males were doing in 1984, but if it didn’t include skipping merrily around your room in synch with this video, then you either 1.) were not white; or 2.) lacked your own pink Stratocaster; or perhaps 3.) were just tone-deaf to the pure ROCK!!
P.S. This guy used to jam with Klaus Flouride! So FUCK YOU, nerds!
P.P.S. Hey Henry Rollins: Did YOU rock with Billy Squier? Didn’t think so. NEXT!