And Now for My Very First Order of Business…

I will post this video of a bulldog kissing a baby orangutan (and vice-versa).

And to anybody who says this isn’t punk, well FUCK RIGHT OFF! Because this is punker than you’ll EVER be!

[Runs out of blog crying.]

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13 Responses to And Now for My Very First Order of Business…

  1. k- says:

    That is some sick beastiality shit you got going on there, Todd. You should be ashamed of yourself. OK, sure it’s punk. But it’s sick and twisted Misfits-style punk. And that is a road I will not travel down, good sir.

  2. jollyseitan says:

    Prude. You take something so beautiful, and so right, and you mock it. And you mock, and you mock.

    Alright, Kevin, dig: Eventually the gay marriage debate will be settled once and for all. And when it is, society then will have to reconsider other types of unconventional relationships as well. And you’ll just have to face thorny issues like this. Because you know what’s going to happen…bulldogs and orangutans will want their rights recognized, too. Hey, deal with it, pal. We ain’t living in the 50s anymore.

    There’s a big wide world out there and if orangutans and their canine pals want to be all smoochy-smoochy, they don’t need small-minded bigots wagging critical fingers at them! As for me, when they eventually organize and have a parade, I’ll be marching right alongside them.

    Join us or be left behind.

    Good day, sir.

  3. Great Southern Steve says:

    that’s gross.

  4. I see this happened in a zoo in England. Goddamn Limey perverts.

  5. janet5 says:

    Thank gods someone saved the effing blog. I was worried that I might actually have to post something.

  6. You called this ‘saved’? Once again Todd insists on corrupting a wholesome cyber-hangout. This time so that he can turn this blog into some seedy forum where his pervie friends can watch Curious George frenching poor impressionable bulldogs. He’s establishing a toe-hold people! A sick, twisted and dangerous toe-jam-filled-hold.

  7. k- says:

    You called this ‘saved’? Once again Todd insists on corrupting a wholesome cyber-hangout. This time so that he can turn this blog into some seedy forum where his pervie friends can watch Curious George frenching poor impressionable bulldogs. He’s establishing a toe-hold people! A sick, twisted and dangerous toe-jam-filled-hold.

    • janet5 says:

      I’m much more disturbed by the clear effort to frame this as kiddy-porn for the interspecies set. A chimp IN DIAPERS? Gazing longingly into the eyes of the purported “caretaker”? Smooching in the CRIB? Now that is disgusting indeed. Next thing you know this will be hosted on a mysterious Russian server that requires a month-long subscription for “viewing privileges.” Gross indeed.

  8. jollyseitan says:

    It’s good to be the king!

  9. Alex says:

    I think the song is a little more punk rock than the kissing itself.

  10. jollyseitan says:

    You guys are a bunch of sickos. And jerks.

    SICKO JERKS!!

    [Runs out of blog, crying.]

    [Runs back into blog.]

    And it’s NOT a chimp…it’s an ORANGUTAN!!

    [Runs back out of blog, crying.]

  11. xxadaxx says:

    Hey jerk!

    Post again, I dare you!

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