Anyone want a Plan-B emergency contraceptive? This time only – a special discount offer! Half off the original price! Hell, we’re giving ’em away! Yours for twenty five bucks! Unopened, never been used!
Yeah, I was dumped. By the time the sex-thing becomes a possibility again for me, I’m sure the pill will have expired. Why let it go to waste?
Actually, I’m sure it’s illegal for me to re-sell it, give it away, send it through the mail, or even think about passing it along. But something about how pukey, sobbing, whining and sad I feel made me figure I’d give it a try. Happy August, all. . .