bomb-ass! all yer blog belong to me.

member how much the “base belong to..” people were on the board? or how much top thread competition there was? here’s mine.

today i read this crazy ass thing, and laughed my disturbed ass off. it was partially about thanksgiving.

Like you, I grew tired of my bloated aunts and uncles and high school friends after about three hours yesterday. So I looked around for a good family movie and, since Madagascar 2 and Quantum of Solace were sold out, I chose Slave 01 instead.
“It must be this year’s The Color Purple,” I thought. “I’m in the mood for something uplifting.”
And Boy was I on the money. My family laughed, cried, sang, and danced. It taught us to love again. It was like Titanic with enemas and rimjobs. It was magical. (

by the way, it is from a terrible blog about the valley porn scene. it was unrelated to my actual search, but enlightening, in a dirrrty kind of way. i would recommend it heartily, if you pine for the days of imbedded pics. i heart that.
p.s. what ever happened to uthmeander? i looked up mr pants, and alas, found a donkey kong-spin off. fookin right!

About chartreuseviolet

i only came back to bask in my own pathetic nostalgia. no one fucking cares anyway, so i could write anything about your mother here. she's great in bed, by the way. note: i heart howbouthemgolfshoes, wombmoon, taco porches, lonestar beers with the fist, dc mikewhereareyou? and dr. dorkus too?, bobRIP, soundofcrickets, beating unicorns, seitan, robothouse, chris the hipster lawl!, so many more. god, i'm fucking old and pitiful. fav bands of moment: low failure simon joyner ZOOM! hum fugazi tripping daisy my bloody valentine the cure mew fever ray ender mousetrap sonic youth whatever crap blah blah fav booksies: weaveworld (no, it's not about hair weaves and latifah is not in it) better than sex banned in dc no blacks, no irish, no dogs please kill me lipstick traces anger is an energy the loneranger and tonto fistfight in heaven anything by adrian louis, like skins shellshaker almanac of the dead other shit pp had a zine list and it made me laugh. like i fucking read zines anymore. that might require leaving my house and being cool, which i am not. i didn't even know there were zines anymore. doesn't everybody fucking blog or some other retarded shit? fav films: fuck, that's a long list. not doing it. no one is reading this anyway. pp had a band question too, so here's my VERY IMPORTANT ANSWER: anyone that wants to form one with me right fucking now! or shit i do by myself.
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