In no particular order, and this is only part one of a series:
1. eD Vs. Aaron, in cartoon format. I think we can all agree the drawings were awesome.
2. The Kashinovas and the breaking of the boards. It went beyond humour and beyond sabotage, and became art.
3. Pretentious Existential Macho Theater. Arizona Greg posting weird movies from his ghost ranch in the middle of nowhere.
4. Board wars. There were so many, and all were great in their own way. Many of them caused by R.John sending porn to people’s girlfriends.
5. Chicago Greg’s weather threads. Yakutsk, Russia. Better than Houellebecq at bleakness.
6.Stoopid Jonny. Just, in general.
7. Fake accounts. Everyone from Stalin to Womb Moon (RIP Andrew Watchmaker)
8. The disappointment when the new boards made it harder to have fake accounts.
9. Drunx Postingz.
10. B00b Technology
11. Greg Vs. Kevin. Sympathy Vs. Empathy
12. Doctor Stevie’s PP songs.
13. I’m sorry about your friend.
14. Invasion of the polite Turkish spambots.
more to follow. Please add your own, too.
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Daisy Anne
miranda bastard
mackthinksthissucks
mystery boy
Great Southern Steve
maggieloveshopey
chartreuseviolet
Costa
jollyseitan
Something to do with a shit-ton of Halo nerds showing up…
YES!
“Hi Alan!”
“It’s Shoe Thursday!” and associated Jason shoe threads.
“I…once. It was weird.”
“Wow. You are a dick.”
Also I recall one thread where people were comparing RJohn’s penis to the might of the ancient Egyptians. John said it was a powerful force that had subjugated many to its will. Aaron said it was old and dusty and hadn’t been used in a long time.
TODD!
DC Mike’s war on everyone. There were nights when I would just watch Stoopid Johnny and Smart Greg battle on and on over the whole board. Without seeing it live it would have been impossible to follow since the arguments grew and grew more absurd as they spread across the entire forum, at random.
The time I had Alan fooled into thinking the picture he posted was Snorks rather than The Biskitts. It took almost a whole thread for him to catch on.
The crushes!
BETH!
SHABBYTIGERED!
And the guy with the gun to his forehead.
Boob technology.
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/85/l_cd235d3e055044f38f782cf7b0359070.jpg
Aaron was here.
I was wondering whether anyone was going to approve that comment (ducks the question of why she averted her gaze and walked, whistling, past it when she saw it).