over excitement is the new roller blading

I hardly ever get physically aggressive, but right after people-stop-walking-suddenly-or-walk-inappropriately-slow, people dare to get hit by over-excessively clapping/cheering BEFORE a show/performance/… (in this case by suprisingly adorable Bill Callahan). This poor bare-footed dandy could have thrown used toilet paper into the audience and they still would´ve been squeaking. And yes, we KNOW that you know the songs, you don´t have to prove by flipping out on the first line of the song. Where are plastic mugs if you need them…