member how much the “base belong to..” people were on the board? or how much top thread competition there was? here’s mine.
today i read this crazy ass thing, and laughed my disturbed ass off. it was partially about thanksgiving.
Like you, I grew tired of my bloated aunts and uncles and high school friends after about three hours yesterday. So I looked around for a good family movie and, since Madagascar 2 and Quantum of Solace were sold out, I chose Slave 01 instead.
“It must be this year’s The Color Purple,” I thought. “I’m in the mood for something uplifting.”
And Boy was I on the money. My family laughed, cried, sang, and danced. It taught us to love again. It was like Titanic with enemas and rimjobs. It was magical. (Gramponante.com)
by the way, it is from a terrible blog about the valley porn scene. it was unrelated to my actual search, but enlightening, in a dirrrty kind of way. i would recommend it heartily, if you pine for the days of rotten.com imbedded pics. i heart that.
p.s. what ever happened to uthmeander? i looked up mr pants, and alas, found a donkey kong-spin off. fookin right!
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About chartreuseviolet
i only came back to bask in my own pathetic nostalgia. no one fucking cares anyway, so i could write anything about your mother here. she's great in bed, by the way. note: i heart howbouthemgolfshoes, wombmoon, taco porches, lonestar beers with the fist, dc mikewhereareyou? and dr. dorkus too?, bobRIP, soundofcrickets, beating unicorns, seitan, robothouse, chris the hipster lawl!, so many more. god, i'm fucking old and pitiful. fav bands of moment:
low
failure
simon joyner
ZOOM!
hum
fugazi
tripping daisy
my bloody valentine
the cure
mew
fever ray
ender
mousetrap
sonic youth
whatever crap blah blah
fav booksies:
weaveworld (no, it's not about hair weaves and latifah is not in it)
better than sex
banned in dc
no blacks, no irish, no dogs
please kill me
lipstick traces
anger is an energy
the loneranger and tonto fistfight in heaven
anything by adrian louis, like skins
shellshaker
almanac of the dead
other shit
pp had a zine list and it made me laugh. like i fucking read zines anymore. that might require leaving my house and being cool, which i am not. i didn't even know there were zines anymore. doesn't everybody fucking blog or some other retarded shit?
fav films:
fuck, that's a long list. not doing it. no one is reading this anyway. pp had a band question too, so here's my VERY IMPORTANT ANSWER:
anyone that wants to form one with me right fucking now! or shit i do by myself.
k-
Daisy Anne
miranda bastard
mackthinksthissucks
mystery boy
Great Southern Steve
maggieloveshopey
chartreuseviolet
Costa
jollyseitan
